Till death do us part

Oh please, if you're not watching "Bridezillas" this summer on WE, you are missing one of the best guilty pleasures out there. Brides in sausage-casing tight sweaters! Brides on disability refinancing their homes to have weddings at castles! Brides whose bridesmaids hate them! Brides who almost break up with their groom at the rehearsal!

So, so awesomely bad, and also being recapped at TWoP this year. Double the exquisite torture.

The show's Web site even gives you sneak peeks at upcoming brides. One has a vodka fountain. Excellent idea. And already-seen bride Lydee is a stay-at-home mom? What? Already?

The site also updates you on three of the season-two brides, two of whom got pregnant pretty much instantly.